Hi i am Wilson the Horse

Picture from left to right: Gaetan, James, Me - Wilson the Horse and Ross.

Hi! I am Wilson the Horse. I am the kind of horse that everyone should know. I have set up this blog so that every one can read about my fun filled life. I am not your normal horse. Yea i do eat hay, roll around go neh, but that is where the similarities stop. I mean i am the kind of horse that goes snowboarding, surfing, plays guitar and a whole world of other exciting things. I hang in Portsmouth where i live with my best buddies Gaetan, James and Ross. They are at university here so i just chill why they get on with their work. Anyways please read on to find out what else, me, Wilson the Horse gets up to.

Me working out

As i am such an active horse i have to go through lots of muscle building training. I have a personal trainer who guides me on which weights to lift and what muscles i should be working on. I am trying to build up my six pack at the moment as i am well into this cute little pony called Rosie. She has a nice bum and is also well into extreme sports.

Anyway here are a couple of pictures of me workin out for you to look at. Let me know what you think.

The weights i am pumping below were a bit much.

Wilson clothing range

I am currently running my own business from home. I sell extreme sports wear for horses of all shapes and sizes. This is a picture of me at work when i was trying to secure a big contract with Ralph Lauren. Later on the same day i was contacted by Tommy Hilfiger but i had to inform them that they were too late as i had signed with Ralph for £2.25bn.

Smack the Pony

I am a keen solo musician and my music has often been likened to that of Jack Johnson and Dizzie Rascal. I released an album during September of 2005 called 'Smack the Pony' i think it was very successful as it reached 111 in the official charts. Here is a clip of me rehearsing backstage before the Portsmouth leg of my European tour. Sorry if you missed it but the tickets sold out very quickly.

Oh what a night!

All of that crazy stuff i get up to can really take it out of you. This was taken after mad night out for Gaetan's 21st birthday. We went to Time & Envy on the seafront. The bouncers wouldn't let me in; they said they have a 'no horse policy' - what is that all about. The guys snuck me in the back entrance and then they thought it would be funny to spike my drink with horse tranquilizers. The joke was on them though because they ended up carrying me all the way home. Hmm better buy a horsebox then guys.